Brain food: Can you help nominate a ‘monster of the month’?

Posted by theministry on 11th August 2016

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies needs your imagination!

Our friends at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies are looking for help in nominating a customer of the month. Please see a note below from the shop’s proprietor Igor:




Do you know someone who:

  • Buys blood with us every week?
  • Is always the first to book our midnight scaring slots?
  • Orders enough of our Fang Floss to keep the whole crypt ‘biting fresh’?
  • Nominate today and see their image in our brand new Customer of the Month frame!

It is with some reluctance that we especially would like to encourage young humans to nominate a monster customer of their choice. If you’re aged 8-18 years and would like to nominate a monster for our Customer of the Month, please see a human server in store, who will provide you with an application pack:

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, 159 Hoxton St, London, N1 6PJ

Please note, due to our health and safety policy of limiting monster/human interaction – nobody wants a repeat of the goblin gobbling incident of 1846 –  we ask that young people please draw a likeness of the monster of their choice and strictly refrain from photography.

As a thank you for your nomination, we’ll send you a prize bundle and first dibs on our free-range, maggot infused slug order each week.

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