A French alpaca walked into an optician… By Riziky
Bounjour, I am ze alpaca. Famous for my fancy walk in the French optician.
So what happened was, I was walking in the ville when I saw a shop that said:
A new optician
So I decided, pourquoi pas? I kicked ze door open, a beam of light hit my
furry face. All eyes on me! Get it? Opticians? Eye? Anyways. I danced in,
strolled to the desk.
“Bounjour! I saw your advertisement for ze job, I am here to apply.”
At least, that’s what I think I said, because the man at the office looked at
me like I was an animal! When I thought he was going to let me in, he picked up
the phone. He thought I was stupid.
I knew who he was calling!
A model agency. I know I am so beautiful, you can’t resist!
But the next thing I know, I am being captured and put in a van. Probably
how they choose models. My eyes are throbbing now, I wonder why…?