Welcome to Monster Mail, the service that’s kept human-monster relations ticking along since 2018.
If you want to send a letter to a monster and get your very own personalised reply, you’re in the fright place.
We put curious monsters and intrigued humans in contact with each other through our Post Mortem postal service. Our rumpus of monsters (yes, that’s the collective noun) are keen for you to write to them and answer their burning questions. They’ll respond and answer your queries too!
Curious writers can choose from:
- Vlad the Vampire
- Elgorn the Dragon
- Himani the Yeti
- Red the Werewolf
- Nettle the Fairy
- Pearl the Mermaid
Here’s how it works:
- Follow this link to our Enthuse page https://ministryofstories.enthuse.com/monstermail
- Choose the monster you’d like to correspond with.
- Donate your £15 and fill out your details (including home address).
- We’ll send you a Monster Mail Writing Pack, complete with an introductory letter from your chosen monster, a pre-paid envelope, stationary, stickers and a set of instructions.
- Once you’ve written your reply, simply seal it in the pre-paid envelope and drop it off at a postbox or post office.
- We’ll receive your letter at the Post Mortem sorting facility and make sure it gets safely to your chosen monster (we’ve got letters flying all over – to the top of the Himalayas, the shores of the river Thames and the innards of a Transylvanian castle).
- You will get a monstrous reply within three weeks to your home address!
Even though Hoxton Street Monster Supplies has closed, the shop’s curse still lingers; so all proceeds from this pack go right back into our work with young writers at the Ministry of Stories.
